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 NO. 965 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 1 - 7, 2019 

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DON JR SAYS HE MAY ONE DAY FOLLOW HIS FATHER'S FOOTSTEPS
Into a minimum security prison.
 
WORLD NEWS
2019 World Happiness Report Ranks Finland First, U.S. 19th, Sudan Last
Rankings based on supply of sardines, quality of vodka, access to ski jumping facilities.
Brunei Announces Adultery Will Now Be Punished by Stoning to Death
Trump cancels scheduled visit.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Norway: Global Warming Threatens “Doomsday Vault” Repository of Millions of Seeds
They've begun sprouting.
U. S. NEWS
Administration Sets Out
To Abolish Obamacare

And health in general.
Justice Dept. Acknowledges Mueller Report “More Than 300 Pages”
Nobody's read it all, so it's just a guess.
 
REMINDER
  Having a perfect bracket is like finding a unicorn in a haystack.
 
Republicans Introduce Anti-Semitism Bill to Woo Away Democrats
The “Some of My Best Friends” bill comes up for a vote soon.
Trump's Pick for Federal Reserve Owes IRS $75,000 in Back Taxes
Not getting much help from his GoFundMe campaign.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Coal Plant Emissions Broke
Record in 2018

Making America Cough Again.
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