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 NO. 499 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 5 - 11, 2010 

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TEA PARTY MAY HURT GOP IN FALL
Wacko wingnuts could draw votes away from rightwing nut jobs.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: Bin Laden Alive, Healthy
And fully covered by Al Qaeda's Cadillac health plan.
 
POLITICS
RNC Rejects Joint Civility Statement
Will add to deficit, says spokesman.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Most Governors Defy Order by Guardians of the Free Republics
But some do agree to resign and let ad hoc group of anti-tax lunatics take over country.
U. S. NEWS
Obama to Allow Offshore Drilling
Because cleaning up catastrophic oil spills creates jobs.
Feds: Homes With Chinese Drywall Need to Be Gutted
Teeth brushed with Chinese toothpaste
extracted, pets fed Chinese pet food euthanized.
GOP House Leader Implores Republicans to Avoid Violence
Should be used only as a last resort.
 
REMINDER
  Only the little people pay taxes.
 
Congress Turns Its Attention to Financial Reform
Tea Party protesters replace “No Health Reform” signs with “No Financial Reform” signs.
70-Year-Old Antidepressant
Ban Lifted for Pilots

Make sure your seatbelt is securely fastened.
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