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 NO. 810 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 11 - 17, 2016 

Apr 4
Apr 18
  THE BOSTON GLOBE PUBLISHES “TRUMP” EDITION, IMAGINING TRUMP PRESIDENCY
Decides against "Cruz" edition, fearing mass panic.
 
WORLD NEWS
World's Rich, Powerful Implicated
In Huge “Panama Papers” Leak
Revealing Billions in Hidden Assets

They'll all be hauled into court any day now.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Virtual Reality- Equipped Automobile Unveiled
Shown: he thinks he's driving through the alps; she thinks she's driving through the Transvaal; in fact, they're plowing through attendees at the auto show.
U. S. NEWS
Supreme Court Denies Request to Release D.C. Madam's Info
Vote was 5-3, female justices dissenting.
Only 28 Executed in U.S. Last Year
But itís 28 more than were executed in all of the Americas, Britain, Europe, Russia, and Australia.
Senate Bid to Set Airline
Seat Sizes Fails

10% of your next airline ticket will pay for the re-election of the politicians and the enrichment of the lobbyists opposed to measure.
 
REMINDER
  Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what it costs to live in Canada.
 
Bill On Its Way to Mississippi Governor Would Allow Guns in Churches
But not in mosques.
 
POLITICS
One-Third of Trump Supporters
Say They Won't Back Another
Republican Candidate

Most will vote for candidate running on Monster Raving Loony Party ticket.
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