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 NO. 447 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 6 - 12, 2009 

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  NORTH KOREA SUCCESSFULLY LAUNCHES THREE-STAGE ROCKET
 
  Kim Jong-il says he has enough supplies, DVDs to stay in orbit for three months.
 
WORLD NEWS
Chinese Beer Surpasses Bud
Light as World’s Best-Selling

American century officially over.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
TSA Testing Whole Body Scans at Salt Lake Airport
So far it's proved very popular with security personnel.
U. S. NEWS
White House Stops Using
Bush Administration Phrase
“War on Terror”

It's now “War on a Couple of Dozen Religious Fanatics Living in Caves on the Border Between Afghanistan and Pakistan.”
Big Bank Stress Test
Results Due Shortly

Just before autopsy reports.
 
 REMINDER
  Bankruptcy is just around the corner.
 
Ex-CEO of BetOnSports.com
Pleads Guilty

He was caught betting on sports.
Los Angeles Ranked as
5th Least Wasteful City

Almost everything in Hollywood is recycled.
Another Major Newspaper
Goes Bankrupt

According to Twitter.
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