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 NO. 757 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 6 - 12, 2015 

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  CALIFORNIA IMPOSES STRICT WATER RESTRICTIONS
 
Bans squirt guns, wet t-shirt contests, ice bucket challenge.
 
WORLD NEWS
Uzbekistan's Leader Running
Against 3 Candidates Who
Support Him in His Relection Bid

Gives new meaning to “loyal opposition.”
Iraqi Rambo Emerges in Fight Against ISIS
Hope surges for three-picture deal with major studio.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Lucille Ball's Hometown Divided on New Statue
Some think it's “frightening beyond belief,” others say “nightmarish.”
U. S. NEWS
Republicans Meet With Their
Counterparts in Iran

Hope to avert nuclear deal.
Indiana Revises Religious Freedom Restoration Act So It Doesn’t Discriminate Against Gays
That leaves blacks, Jews, women, Asians, Hispanics, dwarfs, redheads and plenty of others to discriminate against.
 
REMINDER
  The Taliban is nicer than Al Qaeda, Al Qaeda is nicer than ISIS, ISIS is nicer than Boko Haram, and Boko Haram is nicer than Al-Shabab.
 
Leaked TSA Docs: Telltale Signs of Terrorist Include Blinking, Sweating, Excessive Yawning
And complaining about legroom.
Report: Thousands of Oklahoma Earthquakes Caused by Fracking
Oil industry says they're caused by “loud frat parties.”
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