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FRENCH POLITICIAN
DEMANDS U.S. GIVE BACK
STATUE OF LIBERTY
“You can keep the shlocky gift
shop,” he adds. |
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Putin Continues Bombing Ukraine
“Peace for our time,” says Trump. |
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Report: King Charles Will
Offer U.S. Membership in
British Commonwealth
“I can't understand why we ever
left,” says a grateful President
Trump. |
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 Paris: Shoes
Take Center Stage at Latest Show
Shown: provocative but comfortable,
these stylish shoes are designed
to establish your territory on a
crowded subway train. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Trump: Tesla Attackers Should
Be Sent to El Salvador Prisons
However, egging a Buick still a misdemeanor. |
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Trump Picks Boeing to Build Next
Generation Air Force Fighter
Chooses them over rival bidder
Wham-O. |
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| REMINDER |
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Elections have consequences,
but come on. |
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Stranded Astronauts Finally
Return From Space
They're immediately briefed on
hundreds of words and concepts
they can no longer use while
working for federal government. |
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Trump Says Biden's Pardons
Void Because He Used Autopen
Official pardons can only be signed
with a felt-tipped pen, like a Sharpie,
he explains. |
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| POLITICS |
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Trump's Job Approval
Among Non-Voters: 13%
“I'm glad I didn't vote for him,”
says one. |
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