Ironic Times

 NO. 135 "Expect the Ironic" APRIL 14 - 20, 2003 

Apr 7
Apr 21
 
  BAGHDAD FREE
Finally, Western-style democracy
comes to Iraq.
 
WORLD NEWS
SARS Scare: Singapore Catholics
Given Blanket Forgiveness
Without Confession

Leads to sudden jump in serious sins.
Analysis of Latest Bin Laden
Tape Delayed

Only Arabic-speaking FBI agent has the week off.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Statues of Saddam Toppled, Destroyed
To be replaced by statues of Tommy Franks.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Believes He Was “Called by God” to Lead Nation
Tells friends God usually calls late at night, collect.
Record Two Million in U.S. Prisons
Many of them guilty.
 
REMINDER
   Get up and walk around a little.
 
THE WAR
Shocking Discovery: Leaders' Palaces Lined With Gold While People Starved
But Cheney insists he earned everything by his own hard work.
U.S. Takes Control of Baghdad Airport
Hare Krishnas allowed to return.
Widespread Looting Reported
By American oil companies.
Control of Post-War Iraq May
Be a Prolonged Struggle

Between the Defense and State Departments.
 
POLITICS
Bush Proposes Universal Health Care, Massive School Construction Spending
For Iraq.
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