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 NO. 657 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 15 - 21, 2013 

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KIM JONG UN NOT SEEN IN PUBLIC FOR TWO WEEKS
Someone with strong resemblance to Kim observed at Coachella Fest on Saturday.
 
WORLD NEWS
Thatcher Still Controversial in Death
One lawmaker in Parliament said “May she burn in the hellfires,” but others were not so kind.
Leaked Intel Report: North Korea Capable of Launching Nuclear Missile
Based on intercepted email Dennis Rodman sent Scottie Pippen.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
World's Largest Private Yacht Launches, Owner's Name Not Revealed
It's assumed he's a megalomaniacal billionaire whose goal is total world domination.
U. S. NEWS
Senate Narrowly Approves “Discussing” Background Checks
Promising sensible gun laws as early as next century.
Obama's Budget Proposes Cuts to Social Security, Medicare
And his mother-in-law's weekly allowance.
 
REMINDER
  Your taxes pay for the Internal Revenue Service to make sure you pay your taxes.
 
Ex-Regulator: All 104 Nuclear
Reactors in U.S. Flawed,
Cannot Be Fixed

Suggests public turn off lights, appliances, hibernate for six months.
Several States Pass Laws
Making it Illegal to Expose
Abuses by Factory Farms

Out of respect for chickens' families.
 
POLITICS
RNC: No Need to Change
Policies, Only Messaging

Hispanics will be told to self-deport in lively, Spanish-language jingles.
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