Ironic Times

 NO. 240 "Expect the Ironic" APRIL 18 - 24, 2005 

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BOLTON, UNDER FIRE, SOFTENS STANCE
Appointee says he'll only push for removal of nine floors from UN headquarters.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iran Has Second-Largest Reserves
Of Oil After Saudi Arabia, Second-
Largest Reserves of Natural Gas
After Russia

Second-largest reserves of WMD after Iraq.
Salman Rushdie Says Bush
Actions Aid Islamic Terrorism

Karl Rove reinstates fatwa.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Gonzales: Probe Into Leak of CIA Operative's Name Nearing Conclusion
Investigators “very close” to tracking down Bob Novak's phone number.
U. S. NEWS
February Trade Deficit Hits
Record $61 Billion

Our leading export, American movies based on French films, can't keep up with imports of oil, clothing, automobiles, other goods.
Frist Struggles With End-of-Life Issue
Is it ethical to needlessly prolong Tom DeLay's suffering?
Hotel Overbooked at NRA Convention
Thousands slain.
 
REMINDER
  There are very few people who are
  above the law.
 
National Guard Gets Naming Rights to Baseball Stadium in D.C. for $6 Million
Will offer free tickets, all the beer you can drink when you sign up.
Bad News: Hacker Breach of
LexisNexis Ten Times Worse
Than Feared

Good news: they already stole your personal information from ChoicePoint.
House Passes Estate Tax Repeal
Returns Pennsylvania to Duke of York.
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