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 NO. 1019 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 13 - 19, 2020 

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FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP EMPHASIZES NEED TO WEAR MASK
Especially in bed.
 
WORLD NEWS
China Tentatively Returns to Normality
Citizens go back to six inch social distancing.
By 2050 There Will be More
Plastic in the Oceans Than Fish

When caught, most fish will already be wrapped.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Sen. Mitch McConnell Takes Questions From Reporters Keeping Their Distance
Note: photo taken two years ago.
U. S. NEWS
Ivanka Trump to Head Up Small Business Recovery Effort
Jared was just too busy.
Survey: 3 In 4 Americans Think President Trump Should Wear a Protective Mask
Four in four think he should be gagged.
 
REMINDER
  Help is on the way, if you heap praise on the president.
 
In 2018 and 2019 Trump's Family Took Three Times as Many Secret Service-Protected Trips as Obama's Family Did From 2010 to 2016
And spent ten times as much on room service.
 
POLITICS
Trump, GOP Fear Mail-in Ballots as Tilting Elections to Democrats
Hope voting in person will kill more Democrats than Republicans.
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