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 NO. 448 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 13 - 19, 2009 

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FIRST DOG HAD UNPAID DOG LICENSE
White House calls it “regrettable oversight,” late fees paid last week.
 
WORLD NEWS
Man Who Threw Shoe at Bush
Getting Out of Jail Early

Sentence reduced for “good behavior” (throwing shoe at Bush).
 
FACTOID
1 in 9 Homes Empty
According to Squatters Digest.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Pirates Pose Threat to International Trade, Commerce
Organized, highly trained, equipped with the latest weaponry, the West's aging armed forces are no match for these sophisticated swashbucklers (above).
U. S. NEWS
President Urges Homeowners to Refinance Homes
“Come in and we'll talk.”
Report: Spies Hacked Into
Electricity Grid

Turned lights on inside refrigerators during wee hours.
 
 
REMINDER
  Move to higher ground.
 
CIA Says It’s No Longer
Using Secret Prisons

And they would never lie about that.
New Optimism Since Obama's Inauguration
Those who under Bush felt depressed, defeated and suicidal now feel renewed, refreshed and looking forward to a grand and glorious future of unlimited happiness.
 
POLL
Only 53% Say Capitalism
Better Than Socialism

That's down from last week, when it was 95%.
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