Ironic Times

 NO. 83 "Expect the Ironic" APRIL 15 - 21, 2002 

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POWELL ARRIVES IN MIDEAST
Finds leaders perplexing, rules
constantly changing.
 
WORLD NEWS
International Criminal Court to
Hit Ground Running

First stop: Henry Kissinger's house.
Tijuana Police Chief, 40 Officers
Arrested for Corruption by
Mexican Federal Police

Federal Police then arrest themselves.
Muslims, Christians, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists Gather
Weekend conference held to determine which is the best religion.
 
PEOPLE
Martha Stewart Signs Two-Year Cable Deal
Her syndicated show will be seen on the Stepford Channel.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Backs Cloning Ban
Cites experience with twin daughters.
FAA Sends Pilots Newsletter
To Dead 9/11 Hijacker

Checked first with INS to make sure his visa was current.
Rep. Traficant Guilty of Bribery, Corruption, Racketeering
Could lead to mild reprimand from Congress.
 
REMINDER
    If you haven't filed your taxes yet,
    there's always next year.
 
Ohio Voids Ban on Concealed Guns
State appeals court rules that having to show you're armed "takes all the fun out of it."
Huge Milwaukee Riot Continues
With No End in Sight
Free-for-all involves teenagers made violent by watching TV, thugs turned evil by reading comic books, and gangs led to a life of crime by video games and rap music.
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