Ironic Times

 NO. 292 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 17 - 23, 2006 

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Apr 24
 
CONSUMER ALERT: DEFECTIVE MEMORY STICKS
If you recently purchased one of these (shown) from an unlicensed street vendor in Kabul, Afghanistan, it may be stolen and filled with useless top secret U.S. military data.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iran Joins Nuclear Club
Takes locker between India and North Korea.
Another Populist Representing Poor Wins First-Round Elections in Peru
White House blames spread of democracy.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Top Israeli Scientist Issues Grim
Warning on Climate Change

“Don't ask,” he says.
 
PEOPLE
Prince Harry Caught Attending Exclusive Military Academy
Sneaks out of strip club to graduate from Sandhurst.
U. S. NEWS
Despite Retired Generals' Calls
For Him To Step Down, Rumsfeld
Will Stay

Until entire Middle East safely in hands of warring religious fanatics.
Source: Bush Will Create
New Cabinet Post

Secretary of Leaks will coordinate leaks from all federal agencies, says former hill staffer.
 
REMINDER
  Ask your accountant if paying taxes is right for you.
 
Campaign '08: Lieberman Considers Running as Independent
Would appeal to voters who support war “just to be different.”
Cheneys Receive Tax
Refund of $1,938,930

After taking $2 million deduction for undisclosed location improvements.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
U.S. Strikes Iran Nuclear Sites,
Sets Off World War III

Bush approval rating dips slightly to 37%.
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