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 NO. 651 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 4 - 10, 2013 

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FIRST AMERICAN TO MEET WITH KIM JONG-UN: DENNIS RODMAN
Rodman blames diplomatic impasse on Western arrogance, corporate hegemony, urges rapprochement.
 
WORLD NEWS
Generational Change in Cuba:
Raul Castro Announces His
Retirement in 2018

Heíll be replaced by his brother, Fidel.
Italian Voters Give 3rd Most
Seats in Parliament to Party
Headed by Comedian Known
For Profanity-Laced Tirades

He greeted results with profanity-laced humility.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Open Carry Law for Pets Goes Into Effect in South Carolina
Only thing that can stop bad dog with gun is good dog with gun.
U. S. NEWS
State Dept. Approves Keystone Pipeline
Dept. of Energy approves arming Syrian rebels.
Supreme Court Seems Poised
To Strike Down Major Provision
Of Voting Rights Act

By a vote of 4 3/5 to 4.
 
REMINDER
  All's fair in online dating and cyberwar.
 
Arizona Senate Approves Gold,
Silver as Legal Tender

Beefs up stagecoach security.
Supreme Court Shields Govít
Secret Surveillance Because
Evidence Proving It Would
Be Secret

Majority opinion written by Joseph Heller, with concurring opinion by Lewis Carroll.
Bad News: 59% of Tuna Americans Consume Not Really Tuna
Good news: 41% is tuna.
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