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 NO. 338 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 5 - 11, 2007 

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CHENEY THANKS MUSHARRAF
FOR HIS HELP IN WAR ON TERROR

Praises him for removing bin Laden from his Rolodex.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iraq: Shiites, Sunnis, Kurds
Agree to Split Oil Evenly

Between Chevron, Exxon and BP.
Swiss Soldiers Accidentally Invade Liechtenstein
U.S. accidentally invades Iran.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
GOP Offers Health Plan
Hospitals to be divided into different service levels. (SEE CHART BELOW)
U. S. NEWS
Pentagon Announces Plans to
Make New H-Bombs

They're needed, says spokesman, to replace ones that are missing.
Report: Barack Obama's Maternal Ancestors Were Slaveowners
They owned his paternal ancestors.
Colorado: After Tough Immigration
Law Causes Crops to Rot in Fields, Prisoners Hired

Most doing time for being in U.S. illegally.
Military Targets Younger Recruits
Easier to train, generally less trouble.
  First Class   Highest level of care, patients get all pain medication they need.  
  Business Class   High level of care, patients visited regularly by doctors.  
  Economy Class   Basic care provided, occasional visits from nurses.  
  Uninsured Class   We did everything we could for him.  
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