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 NO. 494 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 1 - 7, 2010 

Feb 22
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NATIONAL ARCHIVES BANS PHOTOGRAPHING DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
Fears its ideals could fall into wrong hands.
 
WORLD NEWS
Casualties Mount as Afghan War Escalates
How about those Winter Olympics!
 
U. S. NEWS
FTC Says ID Theft Complaints Drop
Fewer IDs worth stealing.
Navy to Put Women in Submarines
And sell it as reality series.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
New Missile Defense Agency Logo Causes Stir
It's the same logo used by Iran's Missile Attack Agency.

To pass meaningful healthcare reform it was always assumed bipartisan support would be necessary. And, to that end, we at the White House, along with Democrats in the House and Senate, extended our hands across the aisle to the Republicans to join us in this collaborative effort. Instead, time and time again, we were rebuffed.

As a result, we've decided to stop trying to appease these stubborn, sanctimonious, self-serving schmucks and instead shove whatever fucking bill we want down their scum-sucking throats.

Thank you.
 
POLL
1 in 8 Says It's OK to Cheat on Taxes
Eight in ten cheat on taxes.
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