Ironic Times

 NO. 181 "Expect the Ironic" MARCH 1 - 7, 2004 

Feb 23
Mar 8
 
BUSH BEGINS CAMPAIGNING IN EARNEST
He'll wear a flight suit from now through the election.
 
WORLD NEWS
Blair Defends British Secret Service
"We bollixed it up on Iraq, but every time Kofi Annan went to the loo, we were there."
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Woman Allowed to Marry
Man on Death Row

“Thank goodness we're not gay,” she jokes.
 
ECONOMY
Greenspan Cleans His Glasses
Then notices huge shortfall in future Social Security benefits.
U. S. NEWS
President Orders Troops Home
From Iraq, Afghanistan

Says they're needed here, to protect institution of marriage.
Census Data: Americans Taking Longer To Get to Work
Average flying time to New Delhi is eighteen hours.
 
REMINDER
   Good things come to those who
   wait to speak to a human being.
 
Bush Says Importing Drugs
From Canada "Unsafe"

Most concerned about safety of his fundraising with big drug companies.
Administration Drops Pledge
To Ban Land Mines

Will instead drop “Watch Your Step” signs over affected areas.
Education Secretary Calls
Al Qaeda a “Teachers’ Union”

Later apologizes for his “poor choice of words.”
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