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 NO. 347 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 7 - 13, 2007 

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May 14
CHENEY MEETS WITH QUEEN ELIZABETH
She declines his invitation to go hunting.
 
WORLD NEWS
Baghdad Got 6.5 Hours of Electricity
Per Day for Last Week in March

Enough to watch American Idol, Dancing With the Stars, Wife Swap.
Chavez Threatens to Nationalize Banks
After being socked with $35 late fee.
State Dept. Praises Sudan as
“Strong Partner” in War on Terror

Putting Darfur aside for a moment.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Noah's Ark Completed
Boarding will be alphabetical, starting with aardvarks.
U. S. NEWS
State Dept. Report: Worldwide Terrorist Attacks Up 25% in 2006
White House: State Dept. emboldens our enemies.
Blacks, Hispanics “Equally Likely”
To Be Pulled Over

Study finds whites “never” pulled over.
 
 
REMINDER
  Move to higher ground.
 
Various Federal Contractors Owe
$7.7 Billion In Unpaid Taxes

On $80 billion in no-bid contracts.
White House Hints at Compromise
On Hate Crime Bill

Will agree that Americans hate crime.
 
LAW
Virginia Closes Loophole That
Allowed Cho to Buy Guns

Anti-Korean Immigrant Loner With Violent Fantasies Act will prevent any future Korean immigrant loners with violent fantasies from purchasing firearms in state.
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