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 NO. 505 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 17 - 23, 2010 

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  SENATE PANEL GRILLS HEADS OF BP, TRANSOCEAN, HALLIBURTON, WHO BLAME EACH OTHER FOR SPILL
 
  After hearing, they all go out for drinks together.
 
WORLD NEWS
Vietnam Celebrates 35th Anniversary of Communist Victory
Lavish gala too expensive for Western leaders to attend.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Bill Gates Funding Experiments Using Artificial Clouds to Cool Planet
Beta version of Weather ME already hacked.
U. S. NEWS
Obama Pledges End to Cozy Oil Relationships
Says from now on his administration, Big Oil will “sleep in separate beds.”
Boycott of BP Urged by Public Citizen
Also by ExxonMobil, Chevron, Shell.
Book: Obama Turned Down Invitation to Play Golf With Rush Limbaugh
Chose to have colonoscopy instead.
 
REMINDER
  When detained, you probably have the right to remain silent.
 
Hawaii Places Limit on Requests for Obama’s Birth Certificate
No more than one request per paranoid lunatic.
 
MILESTONES
“The Pill” Turns 50
Will be celebrated simultaneously with forty-ninth anniversary of phrase “Yes, I took it.”
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