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 NO. 503 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 3 - 9, 2010 

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NORIEGA SENT TO FRANCE
Traded for Baby Doc Duvalier and a dictator to be named later.
 
WORLD NEWS
Greece’s $250,000 Order for U.S. Body Armor Shields for Cops Held Up Amidst Economic Crisis Protests
Body armor now for finance minister.
Hugo Chavez Opens Twitter Account
On first day posts 20,000 tweets.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
White House Declares Halt on New Offshore Drilling
Approves rapid development of wind farms (shown: Nantucket Sound, Brooklyn Bridge).
U. S. NEWS
Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA):
Deport Children of Illegal Aliens

Including his good friend, former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.
Point Man Named to Fight Oil Spill
Sober, experienced Joe Hazelwood will coordinate cleanup.
 
REMINDER
  Don't drill for oil and text.
 
Poll: 4 Out of 5 Don't Trust Washington
Nine out of ten don't trust polls.
Report: Pentagon Buying Green Weapons
Like swords made from recycled plowshares.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Toyota Recalls 50,000 Sequoia
SUVs for Unexpected Slowing

Same cars recently recalled for unexpected acceleration.
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