Ironic Times

 NO. 295 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 8 - 14, 2006 

May 1
May 15
  PRESIDENT DECLARES “TURNING POINT” IN IRAQ
From deck of aircraft carrier.
 
WORLD NEWS
In Eastern Europe, Cheney Slams Russia on Human Rights Violations
Then tours U.S.-run secret detention and torture centers.
Iran to Allow Women to Attend Sporting Events
But they won't be allowed to watch.
U.S. Releases Video Showing
Zarqawi Unable to Operate
Automatic Rifle

Split screen shows Cheney competently operating shotgun on Texas quail hunt.
 
ART
Picasso Portrait of Woman Sells for $95 Million at Auction
Experts: would have gone higher had it been drawn better.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Surprised by CIA Chief's
Sudden Resignation

Blames faulty intelligence.
Senators, Representatives
Join Immigrant Boycott,
Stay Home May 1st

Nobody to take care of their children.
Report: Millions in Iraq
Reconstruction Funds Pocketed
By Contractors

Money used to lobby Congress for millions in Katrina reconstruction funds.
 
REMINDER
   The decider will decide what's best.
 
Bush: Let 11 Million Undocumented Immigrants Stay
And vote in next election.
Dems: President Broke 750
Laws Enacted by Congress,
Signed by Him

White House: "And your point is ...?"
 
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