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 NO. 1001 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 9 - 15, 2019 

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INTEL OFFICIALS FEAR RUSSIANS LISTENING TO GIULIANI'S UNSECURE CALLS WITH TRUMP
Even worse: they're conferenced in.
 
WORLD NEWS
North Korea to Begin Offering
Cut-Rate Medical Tourism
For International Travelers

Boasts unlimited supply of organs for transplant.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: 2019 to See Record Greenhouse Gas Emissions
And you can say you were there.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
NATO Summit: World Leaders Caught on Video Mocking Trump
Incident suggests Trump needs more time to reverse impression U.S. a laughingstock.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Signs Executive
Order Cutting Off Food
Stamps to 700,000

“They'll be too weak from hunger to vote.”
Over 500 Legal Scholars Sign
Letter Saying Trump Committed “Impeachable Conduct”

Then absentmindedly forget to mail it.
 
REMINDER
  The only thing that stops a bad guy with a machete is a good guy with a machete.
 
Dems Hope to Vote on
Impeachment by Christmas

Or at least by Kwanzaa.
American Jobs Getting
Worse, According to
Job Quality Index

And there are plenty of them.
Study: Average Person
Can't Last 4 Hours With
Family Over Holidays

Or 4 1/2 if game goes into overtime.
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