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 NO. 1036 “Expect the Ironic” AUGUST 10 - 16, 2020 

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  SCHOOLS REOPEN IN MANY STATES
Shown: students head to auditorium for lecture on proper social distancing.
 
WORLD NEWS
Intel: China Prefers Biden,
Russia Prefers Trump

Both prefer Kanye West.
Concern Grows About Global
Movement of “Sovereign
Citizens” Who Feel Beholden
to No Government or Laws

They also hop subway turnstiles.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
“Sophisticated” Border Tunnel Stuns Officials
Has two-way traffic, truck lanes, toll booths.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Says Election Results
Could Take “Years” Because
of Mail-In Voting

“So why even bother,” he adds.
53% of Republicans Would Take Hydroxychloroquine to Treat Covid-19, 18% of Democrats
And 1% of independents.
America Passed Another Grim Milestone July 13th
On that date, President Trump told his 20,000th lie.
 
REMINDER
  Think globally, act remotely.
 
Trump Campaign Wants Fourth Debate
Held on Election Day.
Report: White House Asked
South Dakota's Governor How
to Add Trump to Mount Rushmore

And if there'd still be room for Ivanka, Don Jr.
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