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 NO. 724 “Expect the Ironic” AUGUST 18 - 24, 2014 

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TEXAS GOV. RICK PERRY INDICTED ON TWO FELONY COUNTS
For fraudulent hair, lensless glasses.
 
WORLD NEWS
Maliki Agrees to Step Down in Iraq
Says he's weighing offers from Fox News, “Dancing With The Stars.”
Disputed Recount Continues
To Roil Afghanistan

Each candidate claims he lost, other guy has to run country.
China's Communist Party Calls
Pet Dogs “Western Menace”

American starlets entering country with teacup poodles will be detained.
Kim Jong Un Shows Pleasure With New Machine
It's said to speed disposal of political opponents considerably.
U. S. NEWS
GOP Authorizes Boehner to Sue Obama for Not Implementing Obamacare Fast Enough
If hed done it any faster, they would have impeached him.
 
REMINDER
  It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a corporation to go to heaven.
 
California Adult Film Condom
Bill Dies in Committee

Lawmakers decide benefit of watching unprotected sex outweighs any safety factors.
Aggressive Cartoon Characters
Hustling for Tips in Times Square
Causing Problems; Spiderman
Punches Cop
Hulk hurls double-decker bus into pizzeria.
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