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 NO. 760 “Expect the Ironic” APR 27 - MAY 3, 2015 

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  100-YEAR CHART SHOWS RAPIDLY RISING INCOME OF TOP 1% VS. FLATLINING BOTTOM 90%
 
  Chart unveiled at banquet honoring “richest of the rich.”
 
WORLD NEWS
Switzerland Named World's
Happiest Country

Based on citizens' access to cocoa, cheese, yodeling and multipurpose pocket knives.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Nevada Brothel Employees Endorse Hillary
Brothel's customers (not shown) lean towards Rand Paul.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Russian Hackers Accessed Obama's Unclassified Emails
May already know White Sox need for another starter.
NY Times: There Are 1.5 Million Missing Black Men in U.S.
Most last seen running from police.
 
REMINDER
  We're living in the golden age of gilded ages.
 
Report: Drones Used to Smuggle Contraband Into Prisons
Guards have confiscated flying devices carrying seemingly harmless birthday cakes.
Coyotes Spotted in Manhattan
They're the latest trendy pet.
 
POLITICS
Bruce Jenner Comes Out as Woman, Republican
Can beat Hillary, he says, as “a woman with a proven track record.”
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