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 NO. 1041 “Expect the Ironic” SEPTEMBER 14 - 20, 2020 

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TRUMP TWEETS: “IF I DON'T WIN, AMERICA'S SUBURBS WILL BE OVERRUN WITH LOW INCOME PROJECTS, ANARCHISTS AGITATORS, LOOTERS”
Message an attempt to calm public, prevent panic.
 
WORLD NEWS
QAnon Spreading Quickly
Across Globe

Much like the Macarena.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: World Lost Two-Thirds
Of Its Wildlife in 50 Years Due
To Climate Change

Chickens, pigs holding their own.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
New York: Statue Appears Depicting Trump Driving Golf Cart Over War Dead
Designed for his Arlington National Cemetery Pitch 'n' Putt.
U. S. NEWS
Congress Returns From Vacation
Leading to surge in cases.
Trump Compares His Covid
Response to Churchill, FDR

For those who forgot, Churchill ignored the Nazis and Roosevelt never revealed what happened at Pearl Harbor.
Woodward Book: Trump
Speaks of Super Secret
Nuclear Weapon

Tells Woodward he's only told him, and maybe Putin.
 
REMINDER
  Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's in it for you.
 
Rose Garden Under Repair
Less Than Three Weeks After
Renovation

Trump blames “shabby work” by “illegal Mexicans hired outside Home Depot.”
 
POLITICS
Trump May Tap Own Funds as Campaign Cash Running Out
Though his own funds used to be campaign cash.
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