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 NO. 726 “Expect the Ironic” SEPTEMBER 1 - 7, 2014 

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  SCOTLAND TO VOTE ON INDEPENDENCE SEPT. 8
 
  Queen tells Scottish subjects, “Just say no!”
Washington Post: ISIS Hostages Waterboarded
Or, as descibed by ISIS leader Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi, “subjected to enhanced interrogation techniques.”
As Libya Devolves into Chaos, Country Searches for Mercurial Strongman
Who looks good in a variety of hats.
 
FASHION
China: Facekinis All the Rage
They're great protection against sun, surf and arrest.
U. S. NEWS
Average Work Week Now 47 Hours
Including at least seven hours spent watching cute cat videos.
Dangerous Methane Discovered Seeping Up From Ocean Floor Off East Coast
Most climate scientists, after analyzing findings, agree it's time to move to the West Coast.
 
REMINDER
  School's open, drive more carefully than when school's closed.
 
Freelancers, Independent Contractors, Temps Will Make Up 40% of Workforce by Decade's End
Rest will be robots.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Study: Pot Makes You More Creative
Combined with coffee and alcohol, there are no limits to how creative you can be.
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