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 NO. 734 “Expect the Ironic” OCT 27 - NOV 2, 2014 

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HAZMAT SUIT HALLOWEEN COSTUME SELLS OUT QUICKLY
To the CDC.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: U.S. Mistakenly Airdropped Military Supplies to ISIS Forces
A request for their return has been made through diplomatic channels.
Queen Elizabeth Joins Twitter
Sends her first tweet out to all her twits.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Capitol Dome Restoration Work to Take Two Years
In the meantime, nothing will get done.
U. S. NEWS
GOP Fears Executive Action on Immigration Right Before Election
Believe Obama will grant millions instant voting rights, high-paying jobs in administration.
Secret Service Dog Prevents Fence-Jumper From Entering White House
Jordan, a five-year-old German Shepherd, put in charge of agency.
 
REMINDER
  There are no atheists in foxholes, or on Fox.
 
Texas Republicans Warn That Terrorists Are Sneaking Across Mexican Border
Disguised as Mexicans.
 
POLITICS
Despite His Unpopularity, Dems Want Obama Out on Campaign Trail
Campaigning for Republicans.
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