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 NO. 1051 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 23 - 29, 2020 

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TRUMP PLAYS ROUND OF GOLF, AFTER DELAY
Forced to make brief cameo at G20 Summit.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: Russian Interference in Election Minimal
This time all they had to do was re-tweet Trump's tweets.
 
POLL
77% of Republicans Believe Presidential Election Fraudulent
99% of Democrats think 77% of Republicans totally nuts.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Revolutionary Oxygen Therapy Reverses Aging Process in Humans
But it takes about an hour to get half an hour younger.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Invites Michigan Republican Lawmakers to White House
Come for the persuasion, stay for the virus.
Trump Requests Partial
Recount in Wisconsin

Requests they only count votes for him.
 
REMINDER
  The election was stolen by Satan-worshipping child sex-traffickers, so get over it.
 
Report: Former Secret Service
Officials Discuss How Trump
Might be Physically Removed

And whether to protect his head as he's shoved into patrol car.
White House Denies President Watching TV All the Time
“He golfs, tweets, takes calls, sleeps,” they explain.
 
POLITICS
Republicans Begin to Speak
Out, Push Back

Several shake their heads, several more clear their throats.
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