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 NO. 812 “Expect the Ironic” APR 25 - MAY 1, 2016 

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  PRESIDENT MEETS WITH
FUTURE KING OF ENGLAND

George IV (right) thanks Obama for America's longstanding alliance, privately pledges to apply what pressure he can to keep Britain in EU.
 
WORLD NEWS
Czech Republic Changing Name
To Czechia

“It's just snappier,” says Czech president.
Reporters Without Borders:
Japan Falls 11 Places in
Press Freedom Rankings

Fukushima? Oh, thatís a kind of sushi.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Harriet Tubman to Replace Andrew Jackson on $20 Bill in 2020
Unfortunately we'll be a cashless economy by then.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Opposes Putting
Tubman on $20 Bill

Says he should be on it, Melania on the fifty.
Report: Now Possible to Track Your Location, Movement, Listen to Your Phone Calls, Read Your Text Messages, Simply by Knowing Your Phone Number
Public urged to never reveal phone number to anyone, never call anyone, never answer phone.
 
REMINDER
  The increasingly extreme weather we're experiencing is a hoax.
 
Philandering Alabama Governor
Says He Won't Resign

Doesn't want to “spend more time” with his “battle-ax wife.”
 
POLITICS
Nomination in Hand, Trump Tones Things Down, Acts Presidential
Disappointed supporters “don't care,” will “support him anyway.”
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