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Ironic Times

 NO. 941 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 15 - 21, 2018 

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KANYE WEST'S VISIT TO OVAL OFFICE A VICTORY FOR TRUMP
Nation finally witnesses someone less rational, more unhinged than him.
 
WORLD NEWS
UN: Global Climate Crisis by 2040
Followed by war, nuclear winter, dinosaurs, giant comet, evolution, with things back to normal by 3156.
 
POLITICS
2020: Dems to Highlight Trump's Advanced Age
Figures to be a main talking point for Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, John Kerry.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Flying Car Goes on Sale Next Year
Followed immediately by huge “Don't Text and Fly” ad campaign.
U. S. NEWS
GAO Report: Nearly All Our New Weapons Systems Can be Hacked
Giving each one its own Facebook page may have been a mistake.
Gen. Kelly Demands Apology From Chinese Official Who Pulled Aside Aide With Nuclear Football
“If we lose possession of the football, we lose the game,” says Kelly.
 
REMINDER
  Ask not what your country can do for you, ask how you can avoid paying taxes.
 
Good News: 65,000 Register to
Vote After Taylor Swift Makes
First Political Endorsement

Bad news: they want to vote for Taylor Swift.
At Rally, Trump Calls Democrats “Angry Left-Wing Mob”
He's drowned out by thousands shaking their fists and chanting “lock them up!”
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