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 NO. 898 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 18 - 24, 2017 

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ALABAMA: MAN WHO PUT KKK MURDERERS IN JAIL BARELY
DEFEATS PEDOPHILE
“We're disappointed,” say pedophiles.
 
WORLD NEWS
North Korean State Media Claims Kim Jong-Un Can Control Country’s Weather
Henceforth, those who complain about weather face stiff penalties.
Saudi Arabia to Allow Movie Theaters to Open for 1st Time in 30 Years, “Enriching the Kingdom's Entertainment Options,” Says Culture Minister
Beyond public executions.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Pentagon Releases Formerly Secret Video Encounters With UFOs
They finish second at box office behind Star Wars: The Last Jedi.
U. S. NEWS
FCC Votes to Repeal Net Neutrality
But it could be months before everything on the internet slows down for you and speeds up for your Republican neighbor.
Report: White House Considering Setting Up Own Private Spy Network
Also spitballing private police force, private courts.
 
REMINDER
  Women who accuse Republicans of sexual misconduct are all lying.
 
Administration Orders CDC to Avoid Using Words “Diversity,” “Entitlement,” “Evidence-Based,” “Fetus,” “Science-Based,” “Transgender,” “Vulnerable”
And “Orwellian.”
Trump Judicial Pick Withdrawn After Revealing He Had No Legal Experience, Knowledge
At Senate hearing, says he reported for jury duty once, but wasn't picked.
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