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 NO. 1032 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 13 - 19, 2020 

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TRUMP WEARS A MASK!
“I'm surprised nobody thought of doing this,” he says.
 
WORLD NEWS
Social Distancing Rules End in Taiwan
Legislators agree to lift ban on melees.
Tower of London Reopens
Beefeaters return from three-month bender.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Supreme Court Rules Trump Can't Shoot Someone on Fifth Ave. and Get Away With It
But he can tie it up in the courts forever.
U. S. NEWS
CDC Agrees to Issue New
Guidelines After Trump Criticism

Will add insulting comments about Democrats, Biden in revised recommendations.
Trump Boasts About “Acing” Cognitive Test
Apparently knew day of the week, identified every zoo animal correctly.
 
REMINDER
  You can fool all the Republicans some of the time and some of the Republicans all the time, but you can't fool all the Republicans all the time, or can you?
 
Trump Proposes “National
Garden of American Heroes”

“And Mexico will supply the gardeners,” he adds.
D.C. Residents to Vote on Decriminalizing Psychedelic Mushrooms
Proponents say hallucinogenic drugs necessary to understand what's going on in Washington.
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