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Ironic Times

 NO. 945 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 12 - 18, 2018 

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TRUMP'S PICK FOR ACTING ATTORNEY GENERAL PROVES CONTROVERSIAL
For one thing, he wrestled professionally under the name King Kong Bundy.
 
WORLD NEWS
Erdogan: Trump Has Listened
to Recording of Khashoggi
Assassination

“Many, many times.”
 
POLITICS
Florida Recount Surprise
Gore wins!
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Protesters Fill Times Square Following Trump's Firing of Sessions
Many will stay to welcome in new year.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Says He'd Like to Unite Country “Eventually”
In the meantime, tearing it asunder.
Trump Asserts Authority to
Ban Asylum Claims

Unless you're fleeing oppressive taxes and want to buy a condo.
 
REMINDER
  Those who bothered to vote have spoken.
 
Good News: Nazi Loses Bid
For Illinois Congressional Seat

Bad news: he got 56,000 votes.
Trump to Give Presidential
Medal of Freedom to Elvis, Babe
Ruth, Sheldon Adelson's Wife

Except for Elvis and Babe Ruth, they gave millions to the Trump campaign.
 
POLITICS
Source: Chris Christie Early
Favorite for Attorney General

DOJ insiders report workers already widening doorways, installing new toilet seats.
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