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 NO. 728 “Expect the Ironic” SEPT. 15 - 21, 2014 

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OBAMA REPORTS PROGRESS FINDING ALLIES TO FIGHT ISIS
Assad, Khamanei, al-Zawahiri: “Count us in!”
 
WORLD NEWS
Alibaba, at Over $20 Billion,
To Be Biggest IPO Ever

Forty thieves expect $500 million each from deal.
Obama, in Midst of Pivot Towards Asia, Calls Audible at Line of Scrimmage
Includes head fake towards Iraq, double- reverse on Iran, hand-off to Syria, punt on Ukraine.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Wearable Device
Has everything except a two-way wrist radio, which would really be neat.
U. S. NEWS
Republicans Poised to Take
Senate in Midterm Elections

Party leaders promise to finally achieve longtime goal of total gridlock.
Robust Military Response to ISIS Demanded
By military contractors.
 
REMINDER
  A butterfly flapping its wings in the Amazon rainforest could screw up everything.
 
Fracking Boom in Midwest Turning Into Another California Gold Rush
Earthquakes included.
Ten States With Largest Percentage of Uninsured Adults Have Republican Governors and Legislatures
And that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, they like it.
 
POLITICS
Hillary Pays Twenty-Third Visit to Iowa Since June
Still “undecided” about running.
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