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 NO. 1216 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 22 - 28, 2024 

Jan 15
Jan 29
REPORT: STEFANIK HAS INSIDE TRACK AS TRUMP'S RUNNINGMATE
She's already agreed to accept death by hanging if she's ever disloyal.
 
WORLD NEWS
China: Country's Birthrate Continues to Drop, Despite Government Efforts
“Use a condom, go to jail” campaign deemed a failure.
Pope: Sexual Pleasure
“A Gift From God”

“God wants you to get off,” he adds.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  Giant UFO That Panics London
Turns Out to Be Commercial
Drone Display

Advertising a popular tranquilizer.
U. S. NEWS
Economy Growing, Stocks
Soaring, Inflation Abating,
Unemployment Low

Biden “too modest” to take credit.
Trump: Immunity Covers
Acts That “Cross the Line”

Like having a porn star spank you with a copy of Forbes Magazine.
 
REMINDER
  Let the voters decide if Benedict Arnold should be President.
 
Report: Minorities Will
Be in Majority by 2050

At which point many white people expect to shed their clothes and ascend to heaven.
Ramaswamy Drops Out
of Race, Endorses Trump

Trump promises him head of Space Force.
 
POLITICS
Primaries: Trump Calls Rivals “Liars,” “Cheaters” and “Thugs”
And will pick one of them as his runningmate.
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