TECHNOLOGY |
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World's Most Advanced Humanoid
Robot Reveals Its Thoughts, Fears
After a few minutes most people wave
their hands and say “enough
already.” |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Oxfam Predicts World's First
Trillionaire Within 10 Years
And, if past is prologue, they will give
a dime to each and every passerby
they meet. |
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LAW |
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In Released Deposition Video,
Trump Claims to Have Prevented
“Nuclear Holocaust”
By hiring people who prevented him
from causing one. |
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BREAKING NEWS |
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DeSantis Drops Out,
Endorses Trump
Blames his failure on “not attacking
Trump harder.” |
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FEATURE |
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According to a federal analysis
of Americans' eating habits,
what percentage of our diet is
made up of ultraprocessed food? |
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A ) |
10% |
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B ) |
15% |
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C ) |
20% |
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D ) |
58% |
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Hint: Not to mention
microplastics, forever chemicals,
other common toxins. |
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LEISURE |
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Scrabble Adds Slur Words
to Its Official Dictionary
In a move to attract Trump supporters. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Trump,
E. Jean Carroll Face Off in Court
Trump's request for his own courtroom
artist is turned down. |
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