 OBAMA SWORN IN FOR
SECOND TERM
Cites booming gun sales as
sign of improving economy. |
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Hugo Chavez's Health Remains a Mystery
Possible clue: request that urn containing
his ashes be allowed to take oath of office. |
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| POLL |
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Poll: 64% of Republicans Think Obama
Hiding Something About His Early Life
Like a decade of heavy drinking, or skipping his
National Guard duties, or bankrupting a company,
or DUIs that dad's friends were able to make
disappear, or... |
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 Utah Smoothie
Shop Charges Liberals More Than Conservatives
Tell them you're a nativist with an anti-
semitic bent and your smoothie's free. |
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DHS List of Keywords Used to Monitor
Social Networking Sites Includes Recovery, Initiative,
Facility, Cloud, Wave, Agriculture, Smart, Ice, Snow,
Relief
If you want to talk about recovering from bad weather
on your farm, you’re in big trouble. |
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Many in GOP Want Unemployed to Pass
Drug Test Before Receiving Government Benefits
Would prevent someone with marijuana in their system
from receiving money for medical marijuana. |
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Dress for increasingly extreme weather conditions. |
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Boehner's Office Vandalized by House
Members of Tea Party, But Boehner
Won't File Charges for Party Unity
Also because they're armed and dangerous. |
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Growing Number of “Truthers”
Believe Newtown Massacre
Staged by Government
Trump says jury still out. |
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