| PEOPLE |
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 Roger Stone:
Recording of Him Discussing
Assassinations “AI-Generated”
“Every threatening thing I've said
in the last fifty years is AI-generated,”
he claims. |
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Trump: A President Must Have
“Absolute Immunity”
“And soon.” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Study: Drake, Nicki Minaj Use
the Most Curse Words in Their Music
Perry Como, Patti Page, et al. tied for fewest. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Former Church
Now Selling Trump Merchandise
Already sold out of “Grab 'Em By
The Pussy” hats, Trump crucifixes. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Report: Fast-Food Outlets
Hiring Children, Breaking Labor Laws
Some restaurants now have changing
tables — for the employees. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Musk: AI Will Put an End to Work
Then we can all just eat, sleep, and
live off our crypto windfalls. |
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ChatGPT CEO Says AI
Evolving Faster Than
Expected
It's constantly asking for a raise. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Government Bans
Humorous Electronic
Safety Signs on Highways
After uncontrollable laughter causes
200-car pileup, shuts down interstate. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week, in a story about Netanyahu,
we said “the presidency is the only
thing that can keep him from going
to prison.” That line was from a
story about Trump, and Netanyahu is
Prime Minister, not President. We
attribute the errors to AI. |
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