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HOUSE DELIVERS ARTICLES OF
IMPEACHMENT TO SENATE
After which McConnell hands Nadler
a five dollar tip. |
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Russia: Entire Government
Resigns so Putin Can Extend
His Rule Beyond 2024
Fortunately, that can't happen here until
next January. |
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China's Birthrate Hits
Historic Low
President Xi declares emergency
Year of the Rabbit. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Navy: UFO Files
Could Cause “Grave Damage” to National
Security If Released
Subtext: There are UFOs, and there
is no national security. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Non-Partisan GAO: Trump
Broke Law by Withholding
Aid to Ukraine
“Non-partisan never-Trumpers,” he
tweets. |
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White House Considers
Changes to Decades-Old Law
Banning Overseas Bribes
Revamped law would encourage them. |
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| REMINDER |
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Shooting somebody on Fifh
Avenue is not an impeachable offense. |
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Book: Trump Called His
Generals “Bunch of Dopes
And Babies”
“You're just lucky you didn't have
bone spurs,” he added. |
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U.S. Spent $6.4 Trillion on
Wars Since 9/11
Money that could been used to build
ninety-seven new aircraft carriers. |
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Senate Trial Rules: No Phones,
No Talking to Neighbors
No passing notes, no chewing gum. |
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