JURY ORDERS
TRUMP TO PAY E. JEAN
CARROLL $83.3 MILLION
IN DAMAGES
“But she's not my type,” he insists. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Pope: Wine “Is a
Gift From God”
Having said sex is a gift from
God, Pope sends out invitations
for “Wild Party at St. Peter's!” |
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Russia: Putin Has
an Actual Opponent in Upcoming
Presidential Election
Take a good look at Boris Nadezhdin
(pictured) before he stumbles out of a
40th-floor window. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Doomsday Clock
Remains at 90 Seconds to Midnight
That means you'll have 90 seconds
to grab a few photos and some
valuables before the world ends. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Trump Tells Republicans
to Sink Immigration Bill
And put some cash aside for E. Jean Carroll. |
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Study: American Politics Nastier
Than at Any Time Since Civil War
Same issues, just switch the parties. |
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REMINDER |
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It's an honor just to be
snubbed. |
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Trump Has Already Spent
More Than $57 Million on
His Legal Fees
“More than any other President in
the history of the country,” he boasts. |
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Analysis: Biden Facing Border
Crisis, Military Aid Dilemma
One possible solution: order massive
shipment of razor wire to Ukraine, Israel. |
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POLITICS |
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Haley Getting
Under Trump's Skin by Attacking His Vanity
Advisers encourage her to talk
about how small his penis is. |
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