STARS COME
OUT TO RAISE MILLIONS
Big names perform on
“Hope for
Conan” telethon. |
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Biden in Iraq to Diffuse
Latest Crisis
Will tell a few Sunni jokes to Shiites,
Shiite jokes to Sunnis. |
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Women Drink Free Nights,
Speed
Drinking Competitions Banned in UK
Women’s speed drinking nights still
on. |
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Last Decade Warmest Ever
Sizzling temperatures, hot fashions,
spicy food. |
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 Report:
Company Inscribing Bible Quotes
on Its Military Gun Sights
To be used in war against
religious extremists. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Obama Administration to Hold 50 Detainees
Indefinitely Without Trials
“We don't need no stinkin' trials,”
explains top aide. |
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CIA to Once Again Share Climate Data
With Environmental Scientists
Has treasure trove of info from Curveball. |
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One
corporation, one vote. |
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Palin Believed Candidacy
Was God’s Plan
As was offer from Fox. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Carnival Bans Cougars,
Cubs From Cruises
But not elderly gentlemen traveling with
their nieces. |
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Cayman Islands Looking Into
Death of Ship Passenger
Authorities suspect foul play on Murder
Your Spouse in the Caribbean Cruise. |
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