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 NO. 1018 “Expect the Ironic” APRIL 6 - 12, 2020 

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Apr 13
TRUMP ANNOUNCES GOOD NEWS
Tells nation, “I'm No. 1 on Facebook.”
 
WORLD NEWS
China: Officials Trying
To Suppress Public
Expressions of Grief

“Shed a Tear, Go to Jail” campaign proving highly effective.
In Midst of Pandemic,
Autocrats Tighten Power
Around Globe

Statue business picks up.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Bolsonaro Ignores Pandemic Warnings, Says Brazilians Can Be Dunked in Raw Sewage and “Don't Catch a Thing”
To test his theory, many Brazilians suggest Bolsonaro be dunked in raw sewage.
U. S. NEWS
Administration Changes
Official Description of Strategic
National Stockpile to Match
Jared Kushner's Misstatement

It's now Kushner National Stockpile.
Crisis: Hospitals Running
Out of Ventilators

Trump Administration running out of excuses.
 
REMINDER
  Yikes! is the new normal.
 
Trump Administration Rolls
Back Fuel Economy Goals to
Pre-Obama Era Standards

In fact, pre-Eisenhower era standards.
Barter Economy Emerges:
Neighbors Swap Eggs for
Toilet Paper

Sex for paper towels.
 
POLITICS
Trump Approval Gets
Bump From Current Crisis

Now that survivalists, doomsayers on board.
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