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PEOPLE
Trump Campaign Has $220 Million Compared to $20 Million for Biden
And that includes $10 million from the Trump campaign.
 
MEDIA
Rupert Murdoch, Son Lawyer Up After Fox News Airs False Coronavirus Claims
Viewers actually believe Sean Hannity's assertion that a $50 donation to the Republican Party will make them immune.
 
BUSINESS
Trump's Family Company Seeks Relief From Deutsche Bank
After they're turned down by the Cosa Nostra.
Study Finds Which First Names
See Most Financial Success

Junior tops list for men.
Study: Average Woman Loses $407,760 Over Lifetime Due to Gender Wage Gap
Mention that next time you ask for a raise.
SCIENCE
Coronavirus May Have
Caused Earth to Stop
Vibrating, a Phenomenon
Called “Seismic Noise”

So it's not your neighbor's kid.
DoD Developing Xenobots, Programmable Organisms No
Bigger Than a Poppy Seed
When fully functional they're expected to extend the shelf life of dinner rolls.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Coronavirus Restrictions Could
Be Toughened

Some want social distancing increased to 27 feet, repeated washing of hands and feet, and face masks for pets.
Study: Benefits of Most Diets Disappear After One Year
After three years the diet book's author has been sued, tried, found guilty and thrown in jail.
Study: Men No Better at Reading Maps Than Women
And they lack the chromosome responsible for asking directions.

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