NORTH KOREAN PHOTO
REVEALS US MAINLAND
STRIKE PLAN |
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| Targets include Madison Square
Garden, Carmen Electra's house, offices of
Dennis Rodman's ex-publicist. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Growing Fleet of New Warships Under
Command of Various Chinese Gov’t
Agencies Harrassing Neighbors in
Disputed Waters
After Chinese Navy, second-most powerful
regional force is now Beijing's sanitation department. |
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Statue of
Liberty to Reopen July 4th After Repairs
New visitors entrance located in armpit. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Congress Off on Two-Week
Vacation
They'll be able to kick back, relax and do
absolutely nothing when they return. |
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GOP Balks at Official Path to Citizenship
Prefers free market solutions such as forgery,
bribery, identity theft. |
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| REMINDER |
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Have your robotic exoskeleton serviced regularly. |
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N.C. Republican State Senator
Wants 2-Year Waiting Period
For Couples Seeking Divorce
Legislation opposed by trial lawyers,
police, supported by motel owners,
gun shops. |
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FAA Predicts 10,000 Drones
In Skies by 2020
Majority will be operated by 14-year-old boys. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Bad News: Deaths Tied to
Painkillers Rising in U.S.
Good news: you won’t feel a thing. |
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