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 NO. 394 “Expect the Ironic” MAR 31 - APR 6, 2008 

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BUSH KICKS OFF FEDERAL RESERVE TELETHON
Hopes to raise more than $400 billion.
 
WORLD NEWS
Bush: Iraq “Returning to Normal”
Catastrophic civil war.
Iran Launches Crackdown Against “Women Who Dress Like Models”
Sashaying down catwalk now punishable by death.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Chaos, Riots, Looting as Cities Go Dark for “Earth Hour”
To warn mankind about danger of climate change.
U. S. NEWS
Consumer Confidence Plunges
Many seek counseling.
ICBM Parts Mistakenly
Shipped to Taiwan

Where they're turned into DVD players.
Bad News: FBI Illegally Gathered
Data for Last Five Years

Good news: their computer system doesn't work.
 
REMINDER
  You're in the subprime of your life.
 
Federal Court Strikes Down New
York's Passenger Bill of Rights

Now shut up and return to your seat.
Revealed: Tobacco Company
Funded Cancer Research

Study concluded smoking's benefits outweigh its risks.
 
POLL
Country Split on Whether We're Divided
Half say yes, half say no.
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