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 NO. 897 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 11 - 17, 2017 

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NEW YORK TIMES: TRUMP DRINKS 12 DIET COKES, WATCHES UP TO 8 HOURS OF TV PER DAY
“More than any other president in history,” he boasts.
 
WORLD NEWS
Large Majority of American Jews Oppose Moving U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem
Say, “Miami would be nice.”
Quebec Passes Motion Asking Merchants to Greet Customers With “Bonjour,” Not “Bonjour, Hi”
And to say goodbye with “au revoir,” not “au revoir, scram.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  An Ecstatic International Space Station Crew Enjoys First Pizza in Space
Tip delivery boy handsomely.
U. S. NEWS
GOP Tax Bill Could Hurt Trump, Who Will No Longer be Able to Deduct New York State Income and Property Taxes
If he ever paid any.
Report: Pence, Priebus Planned
Coup After Release of “Access
Hollywood” Tape

Would have locked Trump in closet until after election.
 
REMINDER
  Move to higher moral ground.
 
Grassley Defends Estate Tax, Says Poor Squander Their Money on “Booze or Women or Movies”
And usually all in the same night.
NFL Signs Commissioner Goodell to $200 Million Contract Extension
Says he deserves it for all the headaches he gets dealing with brain-damaged players.
 
POLITICS
Trump Throws His Full Support Behind Roy Moore
Says he'd make him judge at Miss USA Pageant, if he could.
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