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 NO. 483 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 14 - 20, 2009 

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'GLOBAL WARMING' CONSPIRACY TAKES SHAPE IN COPENHAGEN
Small cult-like group (right) discusses evil plan to call for slight cutbacks in greenhouse gas emissions.
 
WORLD NEWS
Blair: Would Have Invaded Iraq
Even Without WMD

“Just for the bloody sport of it.”
Royals Threaten to Sue Paparazzi for Invasion of Privacy
Shown: Queen waits for Prince Philip to finish in the loo.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
More Seniors Using Internet
They particularly enjoy sharing pornographic pictures with each other.
U. S. NEWS
Pay Czar Exempts 300 at Citigroup, AIG, GM, GMAC From Salary Limits
Worried same execs who ran companies into ground would leave.
Report: Blackwater Carried
Out CIA, Military Missions

A spokesperson for the company, now known as Xe Services, says she “never heard of” Blackwater.
 
REMINDER
  Better the corrupt leader you know than the one you don't.
 
Study: 49 Million Americans
Drink Polluted Tap Water

Can't afford polluted bottled water.
 
POLLS
Public Support Way Down
for Republicans, Democrats

Would prefer return to British monarchy.
Americans Want JFK on Mt. Rushmore
Along with Marilyn Monroe.
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