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 NO. 639 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 10 - 16, 2012 

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  POPE NOW ON TWITTER
His first tweet: OMG! I'm on Twitter!
 
WORLD NEWS
UN Decides to Put Off Action on Climate Change
And turn up the air conditioning.
Morsi Assures Egyptians He's
Bringing Them Democracy

Orders work begun on his pyramid.
UN Grants Palestine Observer
State Status

It can now observe Israel constructing illegal settlements.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
More Trouble for Royal Family
Prince Harry (left) has picked up rare tropical disease.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Fox News' Roger Ailes Urged Petraeus to Run for President
And offered him a show between O'Reilly and Hannity if he lost.
Supreme Court to Take Up
Same-Sex Marriage Cases

Justice Scalia, who has publicly called “homosexual sodomy” an abomination, might have tipped his hand.
 
REMINDER
  This is the first day of the rest of the Mayan calendar.
 
Overall Lifetime Cost of F-35
Joint Strike Force Jet Fighter
More Than Annual GDP of Spain

And works about as well.
Harry Reid Compares
Republicans to New York Jets

A bunch of dysfunctional losers who've been hit in the head too many times.
Items in “Twelve Days of Christmas” Now Top $107K
Many families say they'll substitute pigeons for turtle doves.
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