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 NO. 691 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 9 - 15, 2013 

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KARZAI SIGNS “COOPERATION PACT” WITH IRAN
Karzai's U.S.- supplied personal bodyguards will be replaced by Iranians.
 
WORLD NEWS
Revealed: JPMorgan Chase
Had Secret Deal to Hire
Children of China's Elite

Modeled on not-so-secret deal to hire children of America's elite.
Pope Says He Was Once a Bar Bouncer in Argentina
Makes comment to group of disgruntled Cardinals.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
On Her Birthday, Republican National Committee Tweet Honors Rosa Parks for “Ending Racism”
And making civil rights movement unnecessary.
U. S. NEWS
Least Productive Congress in
History Leaves on Vacation

To “kick back, catch some z's.”
Jobless Rate Drops to Lowest
Level in 5 Years

As people have given up looking for people who have given up looking for work.
 
REMINDER
  If you don't like the way things are, vote in a swing district in a swing state.
 
Supreme Court Takes Up Case of Cancelled Frequent Flyer Miles
Expected to rule frequent flyers aren't people.
Boehner: Republicans Should Be
More “Sensitive” to Women

Now that they're allowed to vote.
 
POLLS
Large Number of Young People Still Unaware of New Healthcare Law
Too busy texting while driving.
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