Ironic Times

 NO. 326 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 11 - 17, 2006

Dec 4
Dec 18
 
RUSSIA OPENS INQUIRY INTO FORMER SPY'S MURDER
Assigns top agents (right) to case.
WORLD NEWS
Iraqis Near Deal on Distribution of Oil Revenues Among Three Groups
Earnings would be divided equally among ExxonMobil, British Petroleum and Shell.
Two Out of Three Albanians Report Bribing Somebody During Last Year
To get out of Albania.
 
INTERNET
Experts: Amount of Spam Has Doubled
In just the last week.
 
SPECIAL FEATURE
  THE WAR PRESIDENT'S SCORE CARD
U. S. NEWS
Bolton Resigns
UN delegates move back into top 10 floors.
Starting in January, Congress Will Adopt 5-Day Work Week
To go with their five-month work year.
 
 
REMINDER
  We're living in the golden age of apathy.
 
Report: FEMA Spent Katrina
Funds Wisely

Millions allocated to create phony “news” items about how it spent funds wisely.
Descendants of James K. Polk
Thank Bush

Because of him, their forebear's no longer considered worst president.
  WAR LOSING WINNING WON LOST DRAW  
    War on Terror          
    War on Afghanistan          
    War on Iraq          
    War on Drugs          
    War on Christmas          
    War on Science          
    War on Poverty          
    War on Poor          
    War on Constitution          
    War on New Orleans          

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