Ironic Times

NO. 65 "Expect the Ironic" DECEMBER 10 - 16, 2001

Dec 3
Dec 17
 
BIN LADEN ESCAPES AFGHANISTAN ON SEGWAY
Said to have bought first one hundred sold.
WORLD NEWS
Arafat Arrests Himself
“There, are you satisfied?” he says while leading himself away.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
  Small Town in California Taken
Over by “Hell's Santas”

They beat, rob citizenry before
passing out toys at local hospital.
U. S. NEWS
House, by 215-214, Gives President Powerful Trading Authority
Certain to usher in “glorious new era” where everything is made overseas by children and most Americans are out of work.
Justice Dept. Bars Use of Gun Checks in Terror Inquiry
NRA, Al Qaeda applaud decision.
Clinton Breaks Ground for Presidential Library
He turns earth on spot where his papers will be buried.
Pat Robertson to Step Down as Head of Christian Coalition
Wants to devote more time to devil worship, child pornography.
FBI Searches O.J.'s Home
Tipped off Nicole's real killer was there.
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