Ironic Times

 NO. 274 "Expect the Ironic" DECEMBER 12 - 18, 2005 

Dec 5
Dec 19
MANY COMPLAIN ABOUT NON- RELIGIOUS WHITE HOUSE HOLIDAY CARD
“No mention of Christmas, baby Jesus, nothing,” says one angry recipient.
WORLD NEWS
Earth About to Be Attacked by Ming The Merciless From Planet Mong
According to evidence obtained through torture.
U.S. Delegation Storms Out of
Climate Change Talks

They were late for waterskiing vacation in Greenland.
Iranian President Says Israel
Should Move to Europe

Poland would move to Asia, Thailand to South America, Ecuador to Middle East for two countries to be named later.
Rumsfeld: Don't Judge Iraq Progress on The Basis of Media Reports
Use positive imaging, magical realism, lucid dreaming, extrasensory perception.
U. S. NEWS
Poll: 61% Say Torture OK in
Some Circumstances

But only if it elicits truthful information from our leaders.
Wal-Mart Donates Hams for Christmas
To employees who can't afford them.
 
REMINDER
  Power corrupts and absolute power
  corrupts absolutely, which is what
  we've got now.
 
Congressional Panel Reaches Agreement on Patriot Act
Supporters claim it's been very successful at identifying, locating, silencing Patriot Act's opponents.
FCC Attempts to Get Cable Industry To Clean Up Programming
But no one answers phone.
 
 
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