Ironic Times

 NO. 169 "Expect the Ironic" DECEMBER 8 - 14, 2003 

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SUDDEN FREEZE HITS EAST COAST
Rapid plunge in temperature catches many by surprise.
 
WORLD NEWS
Poll: 80% 0f Iraqis Don't Trust U.S.
Other 20% would not respond.
Russian Oil Tycoon Still Behind
Bars For Fraud, Tax Evasion

Wants to be extradited to U.S., where he'd be due a large bonus.
 
POLITICS
Ralph Nader Considering
Running Again

He'll decide after spending time at his new retreat in Crawford, Texas.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
It's a Tie!
There was no clear winner at last week's National Republican Governors Conference talent show.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Takes Time Off From Job
To Do Some Christmas Shopping

But after an hour he's back to fundraising for re-election campaign.
Great News: 3rd Quarter Productivity Makes Best Gains in 20 Years
In other words, you're working more, being paid less.
 
REMINDER
   To err is human, to save the receipt
   is divine.
 
Conservatives Call for Replacing
FDR on Dime with Reagan

And social security with Star Wars.
Report: Pentagon Dismissed 37 Linguists Because They're Gay
How do you say “infuckingcredibly stupid” in Farsi?
 
LAW
Johnnie Cochran Joins Winnie-the-Pooh Case Against Disney
“If the bear likes the honey, you must give him the money,” he argues.
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