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 NO. 838 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 24 - 30, 2016 

Oct 17
Oct 31
TRUMP OUTLINES HIS POSITIVE VISION FOR FIRST 100 DAYS IN OFFICE
Lawsuits, jailings, deportations top list.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iran's President Rouhani: U.S.
Election a Choice Between
“Bad and Worse”

Later clarifies, says he meant a choice between “Big Satan and Bigger Satan.”
U.S. Embargo on Cuban Rum, Cigars Lifted
You no longer have to be a hijacker or know Arnold Schwarzenegger.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
No Longer Relevant, MetLife Drops Snoopy After 31 Years
His replacement: Snoop Dogg.
U. S. NEWS
Poll: 45% of Republicans Might
Not Accept Election Results

Canada announces it's building a wall.
Hacked Email: Tim Cook, Bill
Gates Among 39 Names
Suggested as Clinton VP Choices

Also: Billy Bush.
 
REMINDER
  Always be gracious in victory, and question the results if you lose.
 
Social Security Recipients to
Get .3% Cost of Living Raise

Enough to afford Deluxe Fancy Feast.
Flat Earth Society Endorses Trump
After Clinton reveals she owned a globe.
 
POLITICS
Accurate Since 1964, Mock
Election by Kids Has Clinton
Beating Trump, 52-35

But he wins among white boys who never graduated kindergarten.
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