Ironic Times

 NO. 267 "Expect the Ironic" OCTOBER 24 - 30, 2005 

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  EIGHT MORE HURRICANES FORMING IN ATLANTIC
“Not related” to global warming, says White House science consultant.
 
 
WORLD NEWS
Closing Time Extended for
English Pubs to Counter Binge
Drinking at Last Call

Brits may now get totally pissed at more measured, dignified pace.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Michael Jackson Called for Jury Duty
Special request by Archdiocese of Los Angeles.
Census: Sumo Population Booming in U.S.
Based on weight, there are over 100 million in this country.
U. S. NEWS
Miers Qualifies Remark That
Bush Is “Most Brilliant” Man
She Ever Met

Now says Senators on the Judiciary Committee are most brilliant.
Pace of Bush Political
Appointments Slows

Analysis: he's running out of cronies.
 
 
REMINDER
  Things will get worse before they
  collapse altogether.
 
Interior Dept. Dispenses With
Environmental Reviews Before
Issuing Drilling Permits

To save paper, preserving forests.
Senator Gregg Wins $853,492 in Powerball Lottery
New Hampshire Republican says it proves president's economic policies are working.
 
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