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 NO. 837 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 17 - 23, 2016 

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BOB DYLAN WINS NOBEL PRIZE IN LITERATURE
Also named Mr. Congeniality.
 
WORLD NEWS
British PM Theresa May Says
Brexit to Begin in March 2017

At which time Brits return to diet of bangers and mash.
Report: U.S. 32nd Out of 144 in Ratings of Best Countries to Be a Girl
Go ahead and gloat that we beat out Chad, Niger, Mali, and Somalia.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  Landmark Agreement: 170
Nations Agree to Cut Use of
Hydrofluorocarbons

Or, in practical terms, Shut the damn refrigerator door!
U. S. NEWS
As House Republicans Flee from
Trump, His Campaign Manager
Accuses Them of Sexually
Assaulting Women Themselves

Democrats fear all of this only a dream, soon they will wake up to reality.
Department of Transportation's
“Road to Zero” Campaign Hopes
To Eliminate All Traffic Deaths
Within 30 Years

Even if that means eliminating all traffic.
 
REMINDER
  Apologize if anyone is offended by your racism and misogyny.
 
LA Times: Trump Re-Energizing
White Supremacist Groups

Also, tax-evaders, global warming deniers, sexual predators.
 
POLITICS
Wikileaks Release of Emails
Reveals Clinton Campaign
Consumed by Politics

Rather than more important things, like Miss Universe's weight.
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