Ironic Times

 NO. 319 “Expect the Ironic” OCTOBER 23 - 29, 2006 

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Oct 30
  BUSH MEETS WITH GENERALS, CONSIDERS SHIFT IN WAR TACTICS
Meanwhile, Shiite militias briefly seize control of Alexandria, Virginia.
 
 
WORLD NEWS
Violent Protests Mar
Reburial of Peron

Argentinean mobs fear another musical starring Madonna.
Cheney: Things Going “Remarkably Well” in Iraq
Reality “in its last throes.”
 
HIGH TECH
Scientists Create Cloak of Invisibility
Duke University scientist David Shurig (right) makes announcement.
U. S. NEWS
James Baker to Recommend
Alternative to “Stay the Course”
Or “Cut and Run”

Most likely: “Sit and Spin” or “Shuck and Jive.”
U.S. Population Passes 300 Million
Makes us eligible for special bulk discounts.
 
 
REMINDER
  Power corrupts, and absolute power is even better.
 
Bush Calls for Greater Military
Control of Space Program

Won't rule out preemptive strike on Mars.
Joint Chiefs Chairman General
Pace Says “The Good Lord”
Tells Rumsfeld What to Do

Even God now going around Bush.
 
POLITICS
During National Character Week, Bush Campaigns for Candidate Accused of Trying to Strangle Mistress
Points out mistress still alive.
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