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 NO. 740 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 8 - 14, 2014 

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  OBAMA ON RACIAL DIVIDE:
WE HAVE MADE PROGRESS

Keeps hands up throughout press conference “just in case.”
 
WORLD NEWS
Terrorists Using Cruise Ships for Transportation
But endless buffets making them too fat to wear explosive belts.
Report: More Pakistanis Choosing ISIS Over Al Qaeda
Say it's like when they left Myspace for Facebook.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Giant White Truffle Sells at Auction for $61,250
To some very hungry diners.
U. S. NEWS
U.S. Birthrate Declines for Sixth Consecutive Year
Experts blame fewer power outages.
Republicans Anxious to
Reform Tax Structure

Poor have had it “too good for too long.”
 
REMINDER
  The Surgeon General has determined that selling loose cigarettes on the street can be detrimental to your health.
 
Employers Add 321,000 Jobs in November, Most in Three Years
Explains all those sign-spinners on street corners.
House Passes Bill Preventing Former Nazis From Receiving Social Security
First bill in six years to get bipartisan support.
California Drought Most
Severe in 1200 Years

In 914 AD you had to ask for a glass of water, they didn't just give it to you.
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