Ironic Times

 NO. 221 "Expect the Ironic" DECEMBER 6 - 12, 2004 

Nov 29
Dec 13
 
DEBATE RAGES ON RICE
SUCCESSION AT STATE DEPT.
Pundits can't agree whether Powell was pushed or shoved.
 
WORLD NEWS
White House Rejects Red
Cross Report That U.S.
Uses Torture at Gitmo

“Where are the photos?” asks a spokesman.
Elections Must Go Ahead as
Planned in Iraq, Says Powell

Whether people vote or not.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Godzilla Receives Star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame
Hundreds of celebrities, fans, bystanders trampled in ensuing panic.
U. S. NEWS
Laura Bush Resigns
She'll stay on until new first lady is approved by Congress.
Administration Wants Consolidation
Of Federal Bureaucracies

All communications with the public to be reorganized under “Department of Truth.”
High Court Tackles
Medical Marijuana

After unusually long lunch break.
 
REMINDER
   Take down last year's Christmas
   decorations and put up this year's.
 
Junk Food Ban Costing L.A.
Schools Needed Revenue

Money would have gone to exercise programs for obese students.
 
BUSINESS
Merck, Maker of Vioxx,
Awards Top Execs Huge Bonus

Would have been even larger if they weren't responsible for so many deaths.
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