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 NO. 534 “Expect the Ironic” DECEMBER 6 - 12, 2010 

Nov 29
Dec 13
PRESIDENT MAKES SURPRISE
VISIT TO AFGHANISTAN
Delivers Purple Hearts to U.S. servicemen, bags of cash to Afghani officials.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iraqi Government Emerges After Seven Months of Animosity, Gridlock
Cabinet composed of warring rival factions pledges to work together to ensure continued animosity, gridlock.
Google Targeted in EU Probe
After “no matches found” for France, Germany, Belgium, Netherlands, Italy.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Chinese Commuter Train Breaks Speed Record
Takes passengers from 19th to 21st Century in under an hour.
U. S. NEWS
Deficit Panel Prescribes Pain for Everyone
For example: someone earning over a million dollars annually will be forced to move their holdings into an offshore account, while someone earning under $20,000 will be forced to move their holdings into storage and move in with their mother.
 
REMINDER
  Living above the poverty line is the best revenge.
 
Senate Passes Food Safety Bill
After 51 senators get diarrhea from eating at Senate cafeteria.
Conservatives: Death Sentence
For Those Who Leaked Classified
Material

Except Scooter Libby.
Congressional Republicans Oppose
Funds to Feed Hungry Children

Insist it takes away children's incentive to look for food themselves.
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