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 NO. 496 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 15 - 21, 2010 

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GERMAN CHURCH ABUSE CASE CLOSING IN ON POPE
Tells crowd in St. Peter's Square, “Ego mos nunquam capimini dum ego sum victus” (“They'll never take me alive!”)
 
WORLD NEWS
Iraq Election: Malaki Leads, But Opponents Cite Irregularities
Some report ballots with Karzai's name crossed out.
Pinera Takes Office in Chile
Amidst Big Aftershocks

Blames them on previous administration.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Coffee Party Movement Formed to Counter Tea Party Movement
Instead of smaller government, they want faster government.
U. S. NEWS
Supreme Court Upholds “Under
God” in Pledge of Allegiance

Drops “with liberty and justice for all.”
U.S. Minority Births Will Outnumber Majority Births This Year
February renamed White History Month.
 
REMINDER
  Turn your clocks back 1.26 milliseconds.
 
Conservatives on Texas School Board Approve New History Curriculum
Lone Star State third graders will soon learn about American heroes Father Coughlin, Joe McCarthy and present-day heroine Ann Coulter.
Former House Speaker DeLay:
People Unemployed by Choice

It's a lifestyle decision.
California Restaurant Charged
With Selling Whale Meat

Proprietors of Shamu & Brew say they'll appeal.
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