Ironic Times

 NO. 131 "Expect the Ironic" MARCH 17 - 23, 2003 

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HUSSEIN SHOWS OFF HIS ARSENAL
Picked up shoulder-fired missile at gun show in Wyoming.
WORLD NEWS
Bush Issues Final Ultimatum to Saddam
"Your oil or your life."
Powell in Intense Negotiations with Opposition Leaders
Schedules round of last-minute meetings with Rumsfeld, Cheney, Bush.
Bush Unveils "Road Map"
For Middle East

Mostly detours, one-way streets, dead ends.
 
MEDIA
Administration Points to Recent Pro-War Demonstration
Complains media didn't cover event.
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Alarming Percentage of Muslims
Believe Israel Was Behind 9/11

Alarming percentage in U.S. believes Iraq
was behind 9/11.
U. S. NEWS
Army, Navy May Have to Go it Alone
Air Force wants to give inspections more time to work.
Celebrities Accept Role as
Opposition Party

Democrats pass torch to Janeane Garofalo, Dixie Chicks.
Rumor: President Taking Xanax?
Emphatically denied by new White House medical adviser Noelle Bush.
 
REMINDER
   Think locally, bomb globally.
 
Outrage in Congress Over Offshore Tax Dodges Reaches Critical Mass
Lawmakers begin series of fact-finding missions to Bermuda, the Bahamas, and the Cayman Islands.
House Acts to Limit Damage Done by Negligent, Incompetent Doctors
By limiting damages patients can collect.
 
POLLS
Survey: Most Understand Little
About World Beyond U.S.

Based on interviews with adults, 18-65, who live and work in the White House.
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